Girlfriend / Boyfriend dumps you

cali-cocaine:

White Moms: Its okay sweetheart, it’ll be fine

Black Moms: Mayne who gives a flying fuck

Hispanic Moms: Ves pendeja, tu no necesitas un boifran, Ni sabes limpiarte el culo cabrona


Kitty Pryde by Zachary Baldus

Kitty Pryde by Zachary Baldus

this was her last concert

rest in peace my beautiful angel 

we miss you.

sir-hathaway:

victoriousvocabulary:

KRAMPUS

[noun]

a mythical creature recognised in Alpine countries. According to legend, Krampus accompanies Saint Nicholas during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children. When the Krampus finds a particularly naughty child, it stuffs the child in its sack and carries the frightened child away to its lair, presumably to devour for its Christmas dinner. In the Alpine regions, Krampus is represented as a beast-like creature, generally demonic in appearance.

[Gerald Brom]

SO METAL 

inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”
After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”
Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”
She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”
After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”
She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.
I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”

After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”

Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”

She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”

After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”

She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.

I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

loveontheroxx:

Beyoncé’s full performance at the 2014 VMA’s

Because some of y’all missed it and/or need ya blessins one mo time

Gustave Moreau - Study for Lady Macbeth (1851)
Brian De Palma - Carrie (1976)

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chop-stuff:

Mistral, the cold wind of France~
If I never see another hand again it will be too soon :’D

chop-stuff:

Mistral, the cold wind of France~

If I never see another hand again it will be too soon :’D

Track Title: Promise (Reprise) (SHS Version)

Artist: Akira Yamaoka

gordeaus:

The SHS version of Promise (Reprise) from the new trailer.

thewicked-eternity